their-bebe:

oldroots:

Pft

thespectacularspider-girl:

catchymemes:

Norwegian forest cat.

Forest spirit

playkiller7:

wiishopchanelboots:

Prometheus

this is the very first comment someone added to this post and it’s by far the best one

salt-blog:

psychology, otherwise known as mind craft,

copperbadge:

snatch-daddy:

cat-memes-only:

You have only made her stronger.

That is the face of a creature who has found her true purpose. 

collegecatholic:

tahthetrickster:

collegecatholic:

I would just like to thank the tumblr staff for not developing a memories app like other social media platforms because I really don’t need to remember what specific parts of fandoms I was into on this day in 2010

bold of you to assume that the tumblr staff knows enough about programming to develop such an app

This is honestly the best reblog of this post I’ve seen so far

hustlerose:

(wi-fi is connected, every other app loads just fine) 

tumblr app: uh oh! there’s a big scrungy wungy in your internet badoodle!!!!

coolcatgroup:

tangerinebonfire:

coolcatgroup:

BOX FOR PLAY

Look at this beautiful angel

thatnordicguy:

thatgirlonstage:

marlowehoe:

star-anise:

weightandsea:

positive-memes:

Using unwholesome language to keep your show wholesome

Awwwwwwww

As well as swearing, they also use brand names, 

This must be the definition of chaotic good honestly

Honestly it would probably also help me stop crying if there was a lady standing next to me shouting “Nike! Adidas! Tastykake! Gucci! Google! Pringles! Fuck, I’m blanking shit shit shit fuck shit just keep swearing shit shit COMCAST”

me: *crying over croisants*
two british ladies: *chanting* CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

scribblehooves:

Me, speaking incomprehensibly about my niche interests

zagreus:

doctress:

zagreus:

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

i’m going to shatter you like glass

kristineirl:

kristineirl:

people talking about your confidence is a fat girl thing, isn’t it? 

i really can’t tell you how many times i get this in my inbox:

i love your confidence! your confidence is sexy! i envy your confidence! 

and a thin girl recently told me: confidence is the most attractive thing a women can carry though, and that is only something you can control.

but i have never seen a thin girl be told it’s their confidence that makes them attractive. when i get these messages it really reads like: fat girls aren’t supposed to be confident and comfortable in their skin but you are!! and that’s kind of gross honestly.

told yall

sad-plath:

me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you

pleaseletthisjimbetaken:

elisamaza:

i-hate-my-shitzophrenic-self:

elisamaza:

WTF JUST LET ME DIE SHAGGY

This is the opposite of the perish meme

capitalisthippie:

markv5:

Mom’s Work

Reboot to support this hardworking single mom